Attention Terms By scrolling, tapping, and accepting these terms, you willingly and irrevocably agree to the following conditions:
1. Ownership Transfer
You hereby transfer limited control over your attention span, dopamine flow, and decision-making to third-party algorithms engineered for maximum engagement, not your well-being.
2. Fragmentation of Thought
You consent to frequent interruption, reduced focus, and a persistent sense of urgency. Deep thought, daydreaming, and boredom are now considered breaches of contract.
3. Emotional Exposure
You agree to subject yourself to loops of curated comparison, identity distortion, and digital performance. Likes may replace love. Views may replace value.
4. Time Leakage
Your hours, days, and years may dissolve in exchange for temporary amusement, habitual scrolling, and the illusion of connection. You are responsible for checking how much has been flushed.
5. Reversibility Clause
Recovery is technically possible, but discouraged. We rely on you not reading this far.